Newslo’s Brutally Honest Horoscopes

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Horoscopes You know who you are. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: The moon is really messing with you at the beginning of the week; it’s best not to venture outside at all. Call your dealer, put on your robe and make an apple bong. Love: Stop jerking off to your Mom’s “Women’s Day” magazines Career: Nobody is going to notice if…