Caitlyn Jenner: “As A Proud Republican Woman I’m Already Used To Getting Insults From Fox News”
Fox rep: “We’ll be starting off a petition in the next few days to confiscate all of Bruce’s sports medals”
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Diagnosed with Diarrhea of the Mouth
Hasselbeck concluded the segment by urging viewers to take up arms against Pancho Villa.
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Female Fox News Host Blames Sexism on Women’s Inability to Take Compliments
“Who knows,” she added, “one of those leering men might even offer you a paid job one day. Like on television. Totally could happen.”
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Fox News Claims Michael Brown was Armed With ‘Large, Black Body’
“You know, those people can kill you with just their thumb. People talk about wanting to register gun owners, what about registering all these massive black men?”
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Fox & Friends Say Best Way For Women to Succeed is to Shut Up and Be Pretty
“Don’t talk too much,” Doocy recommended. “Know when to just shut it and let your curves do the talking.”
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#NNTS: Fox News Guest Thinks World Cup is Meant to be Distraction from Obama’s Problems
Host Harris Faulkner replied, “They set these schedules years ago. It’s not like they lined it up with current events of the world.”
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Fox News Host Gives Up on Republicans
The rest of Bachmann’s comment could not be heard because Cavuto cut off the Congresswoman’s microphone.
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Fox News Claims New Violence Proves Bush was Right Not to Invade Iraq
“But then Obama went ahead and invaded anyway, and here we are,” he added.
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Fox News Awarded ‘Most Trusted Network’ for Senile Over-60 Crowd
“Going forward, I promise that we will maintain the same level of journalistic integrity, objectivity, and high quality, non-sensationalized, factually sound news that you have all come to love so much.”
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Fox News Accidentally Runs Footage of Phil Robertson While Criticizing Bowe Bergdahl’s Father
“Are you out of razors?” Kilmeade asked as the shot changed to the infamous video of Robertson delivering a homophobic sermon.
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Bill O’Reilly: 7 Million Americans Tricked into Socialism
You might ask: What’s next? Socialist concentration camps? Martial law? Expanded Medicaid benefits? The answer is much worse than you thought: All of the above! Right now! Run!
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Fox News Claims Scientific Breakthrough in ‘Wussification’ of Men’
The research, funded by the Fox News Partnership for a Post-Feminist Society, offers great promise in the race to cure the nation’s “wimps, wussies, metrosexuals, and latte-sipping progressives” of their dangerous weaknesses.
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Fox News Host Misses Memo, Defends Obamacare
After the fallout from her interview, Van Sustern was called in to Ailes’ office. She then opened her next show with a lengthy segment explaining how Obamacare forces children to kill their puppies.
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#NNTS: Fox News expert: ‘Women have the breasts’ so health care should cost more than men
“Yes, that’s a good point, except that, you know, women live longer,” Samadi asserted. “Women live until age 81 and men live only until 76. So, we’re using the health care system much less.”
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Fox News: ‘Why the Fuss About Unmemorable MLK Speech?’
WASHINGTON – Multiple programs on Fox News have been questioning the coverage of the anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr’s “I Have a Dream Speech” this month, with Bill O’Reilly…
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Zimmerman Hopes to Join Fox News after Acquittal
“George knows better than anyone what it’s it like to be persecuted and oppressed by politically-correct minorities,” the elder Zimmerman said. “We think he’ll do nicely alongside such luminaries as Sean Hannity and Steve Doocy.”
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Fox News host: Not using God to sell beer means ‘the terrorists have won’
“When political correctness takes over the beer advertising industry, the terrorists have won,” said Watters, who is better known for his job as a producer on Bill O’Reilly’s Fox News show. “I mean, this is absolutely outrageous!”
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Fox News analyst on immigration reform: ‘Baloney,’ just focus on white people
Fox News analyst Brit Hume said Monday that the Republican Party’s tepid embrace of immigration reform is part of a “baloney” political strategy to curry favor with Latinos, who Hume…
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Fox host: Cut government because ‘no one’ died of starvation before welfare
Fox Business host: Cut government because ‘no one’ died of starvation before welfare (via Raw Story ) Fox Business host John Stossel on Thursday declared that government programs should be…
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Hosts Worried Hiring Allen West May Damage Fox News’ Credibility
NEW YORK — Fox News hosts today openly lamented the network’s hiring of one-term Congressman and tea party favorite Allen West to be an on-air contributor, expressing concerns that it…
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NBC’s ‘No, Seriously’ Announcement on Jay Leno Undercut by Jimmy Fallon
NEW YORK — Declaring that they “really mean it this time,” NBC announced this month that Jay Leno will be retiring as host of “The Tonight Show” in the spring…
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Tea Party Boycotts Fox News, Discovers Joy of Great Literature
NEW YORK — Amidst a boycott of Fox News, members of the so-called Tea Party movement have unwittingly discovered the deep and life-fulfilling pleasure of reading the world’s great literature.…
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Fox News Announces Plan to Never Broadcast its Views in Spanish
NEW YORK — With Fox News’ ratings slipping and Hispanics making up an ever-increasing percentage of the American population, Fox News Channel President Roger Ailes has announced that his network…
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Palin Leaves FOX for Wendy’s to Better Spread Word, Mayo
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — In a stunning announcement today, former Half-Term Alaskan Governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin informed Anchorage resident Walter Gibbons that the Spicy Chicken Go Wrap he…
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