HISTORICAL INACCURACY: Gandhi’s Salt March Actually Quest for Perfect Cheeseburger

HISTORY— Mahatma “Hot Foot” Gandhi admitted in a recent post-mortem autobiography that his infamous Salt March initially began as the quest for the perfect cheeseburger. “You’d think cows be sacred up in that bitch,” he rants, referring to British-ruled India in the 1930’s. The self-published vanity novelty entitled “How to Have Sex with a Raw Steak” depicts a much different scenario than…