Scouts Vote to Approve Bisexuals

Scouts Vote

GRAPEVINE, Tex. — In a surprise “compromise” move, the leaders of the Boy Scouts of America this week voted to change their policy and accept bisexual scouts into the (kerchief) fold. The 1,400 local Scout leaders met outside of Dallas to consider amending their long-standing ban on gay members, but no one expected the intriguing and graphic proposal they generated. The group…

Vote on Gay Scouts Delayed; Crucial Vote on S’mores Pushed Up

NEW YORK — Citing difficulties in scheduling and a rapidly approaching spring thaw, the Boy Scouts of America have elected to push back their vote on whether to change their policy on gay members and leaders and instead devote debate and discussion time to the all-important s’mores composition vote. Scout leaders cited organizational priorities and the general deliciousness of chocolate in the…