Pastor John Piper: “SCOTUS Ruling Is God’s Mysterious Way To Avoid Gay Sex”
"I guess what I’m really saying is – if gays are allowed to marry, that means they’ll have absolutely no sex in their married life"
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Ryan Anderson: “SCOTUS Ruling Means Gays Can Marry, Not That They’re Allowed To Have Sex”
“There are many things that characterize legal precedents, but the one thing they lack is abundance”
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Ben Carson Suggests Allowing Only Lesbian Marriages: “The Bible Says Nothing About That”
“Girl-on-girl action is more natural, I bet even gays watch it sometimes”
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Cruz: “I’m Ok With Gay Marriage, As Long As It’s Between A Gay And A Lesbian”
“That’s really the only option that works for me”
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Michigan RNC Candidate Pledges to Battle ‘Satan’s Spawns’—Gay Conservatives
Sears has already professed a belief that “Satan uses homosexuality to attack the living space of the Holy Spirit.”
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Missouri, Massachusetts Governors Wager Gay Marriage for World Series
While no official word on the political wager has been issued from either clubhouse, Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltrán is reportedly “deeply conflicted.”
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Foolish GOP Senator Backs Gay Marriage for No Personal Gain
“Get a load of Little Miss Principals,” said Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell as he read Murkowski’s statement to a doubled over and tearing up bipartisan assembly in the Senate Dining Room.
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