“I guess what I’m really saying is – if gays are allowed to marry, that means they’ll have absolutely no sex in their married life”
“There are many things that characterize legal precedents, but the one thing they lack is abundance”
“Girl-on-girl action is more natural, I bet even gays watch it sometimes”
“That’s really the only option that works for me”
Sears has already professed a belief that “Satan uses homosexuality to attack the living space of the Holy Spirit.”
While no official word on the political wager has been issued from either clubhouse, Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltrán is reportedly “deeply conflicted.”
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“Get a load of Little Miss Principals,” said Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell as he read Murkowski’s statement to a doubled over and tearing up bipartisan assembly in the Senate Dining Room.
PARIS – France on Tuesday became the 14th country on Earth to legalize marriage for all couples, regardless of sexual orientation or gender. In fact, analysts say, the consummated nuptials of two women or two men – provided there are indeed only two – would be a new base line for regular intimacy in the Fifth Republic. With the support of a…
WASHINGTON — Americans across the country have been intently following a case introduced to the Supreme Court on Tuesday that will determine whether or not gays and lesbians will be given sole access to the concept of love. The potentially landmark court case follows the passage of a 2008 California referendum that reserves love solely to heterosexual couples. However, attitudes nationwide have…
THE INTERNET – The struggle for equal marriage rights in America hit a significant roadblock today,as millions of Facebook users switched their profile pictures back to images of themselves, after briefly supporting gay rights by displaying a red equal sign. The “mass exodus”—as some experts are calling it—began at 11:32 p.m. Thursday night, when Facebook user Allison Weaver took down her equal-sign…
WASHINGTON — Fearing disapproval and rejection from his nation, President Barack Obama has decided to keep his support for gay marriage closeted until at least the end of his second term, sources confirm. In May 2012, President Obama broke new ground by declaring his formal support for the legalization of marriage among same-sex couples, becoming the first sitting president to do so.…
WASHINGTON — With voters in Maine, Maryland, and Washington voting to legalize gay marriage, exactly 15 percent of the homosexual agenda has now been realized. After more than thirty straight defeats, voters were finally duped by “the gays” and decided to undermine the basic structure of society by letting two mutually consenting adults live in a legally recognized loving marriage. Sam Smithy…