“I guess what I’m really saying is – if gays are allowed to marry, that means they’ll have absolutely no sex in their married life”
“There are many things that characterize legal precedents, but the one thing they lack is abundance”
“Girl-on-girl action is more natural, I bet even gays watch it sometimes”
“That’s really the only option that works for me”
Sears has already professed a belief that “Satan uses homosexuality to attack the living space of the Holy Spirit.”
While no official word on the political wager has been issued from either clubhouse, Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltrán is reportedly “deeply conflicted.”
“Get a load of Little Miss Principals,” said Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell as he read Murkowski’s statement to a doubled over and tearing up bipartisan assembly in the Senate Dining Room.