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U.S Refuses to Help in Timbuktu; Does Not Believe It’s a Real Place

TIMBUKTU, Mali — As African and French forces fight al-Qaeda in and around Timbuktu, Mali, the U.S has refused to lend support to a “place that doesn’t even exist.” Secretary…

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White House: Obama “Kill List” Assembled via Pin the Tail on the Donkey 2

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Politics

White House: Obama “Kill List” Assembled via Pin the Tail on the Donkey

WASHINGTON — In a statement released today, the White House revealed the process by which individuals are added to the so-called “Kill List,” a controversial list of suspected terrorists and…

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Saudi Arabia Appoints Women to Parliament, Forbids Them from Doing Anything 3

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World

Saudi Arabia Appoints Women to Parliament, Forbids Them from Doing Anything

MEDINA, Saudi Arabia – The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia announced today that for the first time in its history, the 150-member Shura Council, an advisory board for the Saudi monarch,…

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Bashar al-Assad Celebrates 60,000 Deaths by Razing One Very Special Village 4

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World

Bashar al-Assad Celebrates 60,000 Deaths by Razing One Very Special Village

DAMASCUS — Syrian President Bashar al-Assad presided over a ceremony celebrating the deaths of 60,000 of his own people this week. “We knew we had to do something really distinctive…

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