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Guantanamo Bay Detainees Pretty Sure They'll be Released Any Day Now 1

WASHINGTON– Following President Obama’s inauguration ceremony on Monday, the 166 detainees currently being held at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp issued a statement saying they anticipate being released “pretty much any…

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Syrian General Defects, Cites Break Room Food 2

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Syrian General Defects, Cites Break Room Food

December 31, 2012
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BEIRUT, Lebanon — After supervising military action against rebel citizens during the 22-month civil war in Syria, Maj. Gen. Abdul Aziz Jassem al-Shallal has defected, citing the low quality and…

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Child in Bangladeshi Sweatshop Excited to Receive Twenty-Five Cent Holiday Bonus 3

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Child in Bangladeshi Sweatshop Excited to Receive Twenty-Five Cent Holiday Bonus

December 23, 2012
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DHAKA, Bangladesh – Faru Biswas, an eight-year-old employee of the Nike sweatshop in Bangladesh, was overjoyed to learn that he would receive a holiday bonus equivalent to twenty-five cents in…

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