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GOP Rep. Gohmert Warns Spanish-Speaking Children ‘Not As Smart’ as English Speakers

“Sometimes a child is just too dumb, and we as a country need to recognize the obvious signs,” he added. “Like when they don’t speak English. That’s a huge giveaway.”

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’ 2

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

“But it was to be a one-way wall, where the state would not dictate to the church,” the Texas Republican insisted. “But the church would certainly play a role in the state.”

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too 3

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too

Gohmert said that he was “shocked” to hear the Obama administration say that corporations could not form religious beliefs during Tuesday’s oral arguments before the Supreme Court.

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#NNTS: Gohmert: Congress-caused default is ‘an impeachable offense by the president’ 4

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#NNTS: Gohmert: Congress-caused default is ‘an impeachable offense by the president’

“No, that would be an impeachable offense by the president,” Gohmert declared.

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#NNTS: Gohmert shrugs off debt limit: Government can’t default if it stays shut down 5

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#NNTS: Gohmert shrugs off debt limit: Government can’t default if it stays shut down

“But there is no reason we should ever, ever default on our debts unless the president and the treasury secretary conspire to make us default,” he added.

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Gohmert repeatedly shouts ‘Objection!’ to silence critics 6

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NoNeedToSatirize

#NoNeedToSatirize: Gohmert repeatedly shouts ‘Objection!’ to silence critics

OBJECTION!

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Gays Think Louie Gohmert Should Hide His Bigot Orientation at Work 7

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Gays Think Louie Gohmert Should Hide His Bigot Orientation at Work

"If you don’t want to be ‘discriminated against’ at work—i.e., voted right the hell out of office—it might be a good idea to pretend you’re not a total bigot. Ya know, just a suggestion.”

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