“A message has been sent; a message not to provoke battles that cannot be won”
“Instead of focusing on Netanyahu, the world should be observing the Israeli election as a vote for either the GOP or Obama”
“I think every job interview should be able to start with ‘First question, do you kiss other men?’ and if he answers yes, you can just kick him out the door.”
“The fact that the cover up encompasses every member of the committee is further proof of just how far-reaching this scandal truly is.”
“Avada Kedavra!” to all its hype.
“Laziness is one thing I just can’t deal with,” continued Palin. “If you say you’re going to do something, you better do it.”
The website, VOTEORWE’LLBLOWYOURSKULLAPART.COM, so far has already received 50,000 hits and attracted upwards of a 1,000 volunteers.
Republican supports of secession are already crowdsourcing a number of options for a name of the new nation. The top choices so far include ‘The United State of Wisconsin,’ ‘Badgerland,’ and ‘The Republic of Cheese.’