Chinese Government Makes Donation To GOP After Hillary’s Tweet
“A message has been sent; a message not to provoke battles that cannot be won”
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Both GOP And Obama Assured Of Victory In 2015 Israeli Election
“Instead of focusing on Netanyahu, the world should be observing the Israeli election as a vote for either the GOP or Obama”
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GOP Congressman Demands Freedom to Fire Gay People
“I think every job interview should be able to start with ‘First question, do you kiss other men?’ and if he answers yes, you can just kick him out the door.”
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GOP to Investigate GOP Panel Clearing White House of Benghazi Crimes
“The fact that the cover up encompasses every member of the committee is further proof of just how far-reaching this scandal truly is.”
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GOP Criticizes Obamacare for Ineffective Death Panels
“Laziness is one thing I just can’t deal with,” continued Palin. “If you say you’re going to do something, you better do it.”
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Colorado GOP Tests New Strategy, Sends Gunmen to Doors of Hesitant Voters
The website, VOTEORWE’LLBLOWYOURSKULLAPART.COM, so far has already received 50,000 hits and attracted upwards of a 1,000 volunteers.
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Wisconsin GOP Plan to Form New Country
Republican supports of secession are already crowdsourcing a number of options for a name of the new nation. The top choices so far include ‘The United State of Wisconsin,’ ‘Badgerland,’ and ‘The Republic of Cheese.’
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GOP Looks to Broaden Base by Running Registered Sex Offender
“We’ve already had people like Nixon and Schwarzenegger running the state,” noted San Diego resident Kim Barclay. “I think California will survive a pro-rape administration.”
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GOP Appeals to Prisoners to Lock Up the Vote
Sen. Rob Portman of Ohio described the situation as, “A jailbird in the GOP’s hand is worth two in a cell.”
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GOP Bashes Minimum Wage, Backs ‘Black Teenage Unemployment Act’
Alexander added that he was sure Tennessee had many positions black teenagers could fill if they worked for free, something with which the state has a history.
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GOP Demands War with China
“If we don’t even lose a single troop, it clearly doesn’t count,” stated McCain.
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Media Crowns GOP Winners in Debt Ceiling Battle
“They forced the President to kill Obamacare and replace it with the Affordable Care Act, they lowered taxes for the 1%, and they eliminated the Minimum Wage altogether.”
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GOP Calls Government Workers Lazy For Threatening to Stop Working if GOP Shuts Down Government
“All these government employees claim to love their country,” said House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy. "We’re just giving them a chance to prove it. It’s a new world, and people can’t just take their jobs for granted. You have to show a desire to work.”
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GOP Lacks Only Legal Grounds to Impeach Obama
When asked to specify what the charges against Obama might be, Flores refused to answer, stating, “Yeah, we’re still working on that.”
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GOP Unveils ‘Repeal Voting Rights Act’ Phase of Minority Outreach Initiative
“Just when you thought the GOP couldn’t get any whiter, huh?” Preibus said with a chuckle.
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GOP in Tears Over Obama, Feels ‘Used’ and ‘Trashy’
WASHINGTON — An inconsolable Republican Party wept openly today after having its heart ripped to shreds by President Barack Obama. The political party, most recently seen finding comfort in the…
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Mitt Romney Does “The Vagina Monologues” in Desperate Attempt to Court Female Vote
CLEVELAND — In an effort to appeal to women voters, many of whom have identified Mitt Romney as “chauvinistic,” “cold,” and “sterility inducing,” the GOP presidential hopeful plans to perform…
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