“Americans will continue to be an endangered nation until Democrats and the Iran-loving moron of a president are overthrown”
WASHINGTON — Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) today told reporters that there has never been a better chance for passing strong anti-gun legislation, and that all that is needed to get over the hump is one more gun massacre to push Congress into action. “Sandy Hook really greased the wheels, and for a time it looked like we’d get something done that would…
WASHINGTON — FBI Director Robert Mueller was reportedly ‘flabbergasted’ to learn that since background checks were first instituted in 1998, 1.7 million Americans have been denied the purchase of a firearm from a licensed gun dealer. “Wow. Are you kidding?” exclaimed Mueller. “There are really people out there who would fail a background check but try to buy a gun legally anyway?…
FAIRFAX, Va. — After withdrawing a widely condemned attack ad calling President Obama an “elitist hypocrite” for allowing his daughters to be protected by armed guards, the National Rifle Association has released an ad criticizing the “special treatment” received by students with disabilities. In a press statement, Wayne LaPierre, Vice President of the NRA, admitted that the original advertisement was “at best,…
CHICAGO — Earlier this week, 24-hour national news networks spent a cumulative total of one minute and eight seconds discussing the 400th fatal shooting of a Chicago resident in 2012. The murder of Jose Escobar, 25, breaks the Chicago record for most homicides within the first three-quarters of a year and represents a 25% increase in gun violence from 2011. Such an…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a summer of tragic and disturbing domestic mass shootings, a bipartisan effort on Capitol Hill has led to the announcement that Congress will not act immediately on gun control laws, but will wait until, in the words of one congressional aide, a new “death quota is filled.” A congressional committee has been formed, including Reps. Joe Wilson (R-SC) and…