Is Halloween Turning Your Child into a Socialist Parasite?
The Devil’s Day is upon us once again, my friends. But the real danger of Halloween is neither the razor blade in the apple nor the scantily-clad co-eds harlotting up…
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FBI to Investigate The Suspicious Disappearance of Journalism
WASHINGTON — The FBI has recently announced a manhunt in an effort to track down balanced investigative journalism. Journalism was last seen fraternizing with Fox, CNN, and ABC in 1998,…
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Dick Cheney Excited to Celebrate Razorblade and Apple Day
JACKSON, Wyo. — Those children daring enough to climb the twisted staircase leading up to Dick Cheney’s gothic stone castle will be sorely disappointed. Do not let the gothic mansion…
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Sexy Frank Luntz Costume Dominates GOP Halloween Sales
NEW YORK— Since the Presidential elections are just around the corner, this Halloween promises to be even stranger than usual. Stores have reported an increasing growth in the sales of…
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