The Devil’s Day is upon us once again, my friends. But the real danger of Halloween is neither the razor blade in the apple nor the scantily-clad co-eds harlotting up our fair streets. It’s high time somebody un-MASKED Halloween as the Socialist Nightmare it truly is. I’ve been saying it for years, but did anybody listen? No. The entitlement problem in this…
WASHINGTON — The FBI has recently announced a manhunt in an effort to track down balanced investigative journalism. Journalism was last seen fraternizing with Fox, CNN, and ABC in 1998, but has not been heard from since. Rumors abounded that Journalism was at MSNBC and Fox News, but a cursory investigation revealed that it was in fact only an imposter. The FBI…
JACKSON, Wyo. — Those children daring enough to climb the twisted staircase leading up to Dick Cheney’s gothic stone castle will be sorely disappointed. Do not let the gothic mansion fool you: Cheney does not celebrate Halloween anymore. He just lives there. Fearing a 37th heart attack, the former Vice President has changed his outlook on Halloween. He now believes the Holiday…
NEW YORK— Since the Presidential elections are just around the corner, this Halloween promises to be even stranger than usual. Stores have reported an increasing growth in the sales of political costumes. Frank Luntz, Republican political consultant and strategist, is rapidly becoming the most popular costume of the year. Young people everywhere are rushing out to buy pounds of white makeup to…
