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Obama Secretly Asked Kenyan Uncle to Self-Deport

So Onyango Okech Obama was dumbfounded when he received a curt request from White House Press Secretary Jay Carney to “politely self-deport back to Kenya so as not to create yet another headache for B.O.”

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#NNTS: Tony Perkins wants the ‘liberty’ to deny birth control: ‘That’s why the Pilgrims came here’ 2

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#NNTS: Tony Perkins wants the ‘liberty’ to deny birth control: ‘That’s why the Pilgrims came here’

Family Research Council President Tony Perkins on Monday argued that companies should have the religious freedom to deny contraception coverage for women because “that’s why the Pilgrims came here.”

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Video: Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends 3

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Video: Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Rumsfeld: Obama hasn’t justified Syria attack 4

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Rumsfeld: Obama hasn’t justified Syria attack

Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said Wednesday night that President Barack Obama had not done enough to justify an attack on Syria.

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NSA Advises Privacy Rules ‘More Like Suggestions’ 5

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NSA Advises Privacy Rules ‘More Like Suggestions’

“Every now and then, there may be a mistake,” said Cole. “Maybe one here, two or three thousand there. The mistakes aren’t really illegal because, between you and me, the laws don’t really apply to the NSA.”

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Military Investigates Female-on-Male Sexual Assaults 6

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Military Investigates Female-on-Male Sexual Assaults

“Our top military personnel should not be using egregious sexual violations as some sort of Penthouse forum.”

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Tunisians Angry Over Syria Hogging America’s Short Attention Span 7

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Tunisians Angry Over Syria Hogging America’s Short Attention Span

TUNIS, Tunisia — “We’ll, I’m sorry that we don’t have al-Qaeda operatives running around the country and that we aren’t brutally suppressing our own citizens,” said Tunisian President Moncef Marzouki.…

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Three Cleveland Women Freed from Captivity, Immediately Imprisoned by the Media 8

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Media

Three Cleveland Women Freed from Captivity, Immediately Imprisoned by the Media

CLEVELAND — The three Cleveland women who on Monday were finally freed from ten years of brutal captivity—during which they were confined to their kidnapper’s home and subjected to abuse…

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