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SCOTUS: Establishment Clause Doesn’t Apply to Christianity

  • May 7, 2014
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SCOTUS: Establishment Clause Doesn’t Apply to Christianity 1
After the ruling was published, Scalia was seen leading the other five Roman Catholic members of the Court in prayer in his chambers.
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Utah Court's Pro-Polygamy Ruling Driving Santorum to Anal Sex 2
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Utah Court’s Pro-Polygamy Ruling Driving Santorum to Anal Sex

  • December 23, 2013
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While emphasizing that he “would not immediately begin” sodomizing his wife, the former Pennsylvania senator indicated that the sexual act would be committed at some point in the near future, “possibly after New Year’s.”
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Rick Santorum: Why Gays Are Forcing Me to Divorce my Wife 3
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Rick Santorum: Why Gays Are Forcing Me to Divorce my Wife

  • October 22, 2013
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I, for one, have chosen to act preemptively. Soon, the sodomites will be slipping on wedding rings. They’ll be lying down in marital beds, and will be doing so legally.
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Somalia Government Shutdown Enters 22nd Year 4
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Somalia Government Shutdown Enters 22nd Year

  • October 2, 2013
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“Besides which, you’re less likely to be murdered in Somalia than you are in Washington D.C., so maybe the no-government thing has its merits.” Shimbir added.
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Minneapolis arch-bishop blames Satan for marriage equality 5
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Minneapolis arch-bishop blames Satan for marriage equality

  • September 13, 2013
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“Sodomy, abortion, contraception, pornography, the redefinition of marriage, and the denial of objective truth are just some of the forces threatening the stability of our civilisation,” Rev. John
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Rumsfeld: Obama hasn’t justified Syria attack 6
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Rumsfeld: Obama hasn’t justified Syria attack

  • August 29, 2013
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Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said Wednesday night that President Barack Obama had not done enough to justify an attack on Syria.
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#NNTS: Fox News expert: ‘Women have the breasts’ so health care should cost more than men 7
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#NNTS: Fox News expert: ‘Women have the breasts’ so health care should cost more than men

  • August 27, 2013
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“Yes, that’s a good point, except that, you know, women live longer,” Samadi asserted. “Women live until age 81 and men live only until 76. So, we’re using the health care system much less.”
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Louisiana Republicans Stake Claim as Dumbest People in the World 8
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Louisiana Republicans Stake Claim as Dumbest People in the World

  • August 22, 2013
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“We got paid for four questions, but they only gave us three, so we tossed in that one as a sort of joke.”
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