Obama to Launch Kickstarter Campaign for Immigration Reform

WASHINGTON — In response to criticism from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative D.C.-based think tank, that the immigration reform bill set to face a Senate vote this week will prove too costly for taxpayers, President Barack Obama has announced he will be launching a Kickstarter campaign to counterbalance the costs. “After witnessing the overwhelming support of Veronica Mars fans, I thought to…

Republicans to Embrace Socially Conservative Immigrant Population “Despite Brownness”

WASHINGTON – Republican leaders recently accepted the need to court a rapidly increasing Hispanic population despite the GOP’s deep-seated distrust of “newness in general and brown people of all kinds.” The Republican Party has historically displayed animosity towards “those people” who are generally characterized as “coming in and taking our jobs.” However, after the disappointing election results in November, conservatives have had to…