Initial reaction to the 5C has been positive. Business Week tech writer Brad Stone calls the model “colorful” and “unshockingly lightweight,” while Winston Ross of The Daily Beast says the 5C could revolutionize the industry, albeit briefly.
“Who needs it? My iPhone died on my way to my sister’s wedding. I was using its GPS and I had no directions,” says former iPhone battery hater Jennifer Caldwelle.
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Apple Strudel, Inc. CEO Tim Cookie held a press conference over the weekend to announce the release date of the highly-anticipated iPastry 5 – the latest in the company’s popular iPastry series which features larger breadcrumbs, a thin, sleek pastry jacket and unprecedented access to the apple cinnamon-raisin filling. “This is the future of baked goods” Cookie said…