“Iraq was just the beginning, and I can’t even take credit for that”
“I promise to bring all our troops to the US… the newest part of the US, that is”
“I won’t stand for being accused of something I’m not responsible of”
“Or, if the president really wants to send a message to the Middle East, he could hire someone like Donald Rumsfeld. We could use more guys like him on the team.”
WASHINGTON — At a press conference in the Rose Garden today, President Obama announced that the administration fully intends to take care of American troops after the nation’s incipient war with Iran. “Now listen, the American people have always looked out for their servicemen and women when they return home from battle,” said Obama, breaking into a chuckle. “I almost got through…