At Zero Percent, Likelihood of Budget Compromise Never Been Higher

WASHINGTON — Although mainstream news agencies suggest hope that Democrats and Republicans will reach a compromise on the federal budget is rapidly dwindling, Newslo’s in-house science research team has found that the likelihood of compromise, at zero percent, can only increase. “These conclusions were drawn from minimal data,” said Head Science Researcher Dr. Ren Bernoulli. “We generally perceive the inability of Congress…