“He’s essentially allowed the snakes back into the snake pit”
“They may have the money and the technology, but they’re living like slaves. That’s a sad thing to see”
“To do otherwise is to disrespect the United States”
“God knows we could use the help, let alone the help of such a born winner”
“For some reason, the Israeli Prime Minister continues to believe the ‘altruistic’ motives of the US and that will be his downfall”
I’m surprised you didn’t hear that we burned innocent Palestinians with lightning from our a*ses right after we brought back Elvis”
“I hope that the tradition of trust between Israel and the US will continue long after Iran is gon….sorry, I mean after the nuclear talks are concluded”
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TEHRAN, IRAN — Greetings from Tehran! No, this isn’t a bearded Jake Gyllenhaal in his newest role. It is I, Mahmoud, live and in the flesh in my private bunker. Fear not: I have not taken to the bunker because I am in danger. I merely thought I saw a Jew, so I took refuge. As your people continue to tighten your…