Palestinians Point Out Israel Now Retirement Age

JEREUSALEM  – Immediately after Israel celebrated its 65th anniversary on Tuesday, a number of Palestinian factions issued comments saying “Ooh, and it IS getting up there.” The various press releases went on to say that the Jewish homeland was “Wow, 65? I mean:65! Impressive.” As world leaders sent their congratulations and synagogues paused for a moment of reflection, several protesters in Tel-Aviv…