“I’m all for equal rights and everything,” said James Tomwell of the Kato Institute, “but there’s a reason men have always been in charge of the Fed. Women are emotional beings—which is great—but the market needs calm and reason, or else a recession could happen.”
“I’ve been Secretary of Treasury, director of the National Economic Council and president of Harvard,” wrote Summers. “Clearly, I have far too much experience for this little gig, but it’s great that you thought of me.”