Jay-Z also announced he will release a single in conjunction with the NYPD called “Stop & Frisk Me (It’ll Keep Tha Streetz Safe). When asked why he would endorse such an unpopular policy, he simply said “They met my asking price.”
“I expect anyone I do business with to be more sensitive to the important issue of moving as much merchandise as humanly possible,” he added.
“I can’t believe we didn’t think of that,” said a source from the NSA, speaking on condition of anonymity. “Everybody loves Jay-Z. Sure, it’s totally uncool for a government agency to spy on you, but a rapper? That will give us instant street cred.”
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Jay-Z and the Brooklyn Nets are preparing to take on Spike Lee and the New York Knicks at the brand new Barclays Center on November 1. The contest will be the inaugural game for the revamped and relocated Brooklyn Nets, and the first major event for the huge Nets fan base that has surged over the offseason. The groundswell…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An aide working in the White House has come forward, on the basis of anonymity, with new claims that Barack and Michelle Obama have a “swingers club” with global music superstars Beyoncé and Jay-Z. The two couples, arguably two of the most powerful on the planet, have enjoyed a highly publicized friendship since the Grammy winners supported the President…