Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I was humping this chick on and off for about 5 months, and things ended between us 2 months ago. We haven’t really been talking much since the “break-up” and I’ve recently starting boning someone new. But, when I realized her 29th birthday was coming up last week, and heard she didn’t have any plans, I decided to take…