Jay-Z also announced he will release a single in conjunction with the NYPD called “Stop & Frisk Me (It’ll Keep Tha Streetz Safe). When asked why he would endorse such an unpopular policy, he simply said “They met my asking price.”
“I expect anyone I do business with to be more sensitive to the important issue of moving as much merchandise as humanly possible,” he added.
“I can’t believe we didn’t think of that,” said a source from the NSA, speaking on condition of anonymity. “Everybody loves Jay-Z. Sure, it’s totally uncool for a government agency to spy on you, but a rapper? That will give us instant street cred.”