Biden: “Republicans Will Do Anything To Win In 2016, Even Suggest Killing All Gay People”
“Just when I thought they stopped being a**holes and started acting normally”
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Biden Wonders What He Has To Do To Get Sent Ricin
“It’s like I’m freaking invisible,” said Biden.
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Both Candidates Still Vying for Game-Changing Endorsements
With the 2012 presidential election merely two weeks away, both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama have received a rapid influx of potentially game-changing endorsements, including: Todd Akin for Mitt Romney…
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Romney Gives Yankees 5 Point Plan to Win ALCS
BRONX, N.Y. – In a great display of magnanimity and generosity, Mitt Romney gave a speech directly to Yankees manager Joe Girardi this morning. Governor Romney prefaced the speech by…
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Joe Biden One Sex Act Away from Overtaking Clinton in Popularity
WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden is one fellatio away from surpassing Bill Clinton as the nation’s most popular living politician, according to a new Gallup poll. When asked how…
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Biden Doing “P90X-press” in Preparation for VP Debate
WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden has reportedly begun a truncated version of the popular home workout plan P90X to ready himself for his upcoming debate with Republican vice presidential…
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Weekly Fast-Forward: The News Before It Happens
Politics: Biden to Hit Embarrassing Gaffe Grand-Slam COLUMBUS, Ohio — The Obama Campaign will be in damage control mode Tuesday after Vice President Joe Biden makes four humiliating gaffes in…
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