House Speaker John Boehner Pisses Off Vladimir Putin
“Maybe I should remind Mr. Boehner that I’m a black belt in judo”
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Boehner Challenges Other ‘Men of Color’ to Overcome G.O.P.’s Stereotypes
“As a man of color myself,” said Boehner as he sopped his tears with a white monogrammed tissue that accentuated his bright orange hue, “it was as if the president were talking directly to me.”
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Boehner: GOP Open to All Homosexuals Who are Opposed to Gay Marriage
“[We] have no issue with gay people,” Boehner claimed. “We have a problem with people who support gay marriage or want gays to be able to serve in the military."
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Obama and Boehner Bond in Crying Jag
WASHINGTON — When President Barack Obama and House Majority Leader John Boehner met for the first time since the President won re-election, the two long-time foes found something to bond…
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America Excited For Return to Golden Age of Overthrowing Middle-Eastern Democracies
WASHINGTON–The Arab Spring germinated the seeds of democracy in nations like Egypt, Libya, and Syria. Decades of totalitarian repression have proven too much for freedom-loving peoples in the Middle East…
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Congress After Hours: What Congress Is Doing When It’s Doing Nothing
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Hill interns have leaked shocking footage of Congressional proceedings that seem to explain the legislative branch’s notorious gridlock. Long criticized for its stasis on any productive…
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Wall St. To Democrats: “Stop Treating Me Like Your Sidepiece”
NEW YORK — Leaked late-night text messages from Wall St. to the Democratic National Committee have revealed Wall St.’s growing discontent towards liberals’ treatment of the financial community as an…
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