Workers in the footage can be seen suckling on Kim’s discarded sweat rags for sustenance.

Workers in the footage can be seen suckling on Kim’s discarded sweat rags for sustenance.
“And what’s up with Tara?” he continued. “A character with such furniture-like depth and verbose tentacles of expression simply deserves more.”
“If worst comes to worst and North Korea decides to go for self-assured self-destruction,” added Schiller, “we can just kick back and watch the fireworks.”
“All they did was a Facebook page. I mean come on, this is the leader of North Korea we’re talking about. Try a little harder.”
With the position vacant after Song-thaek’s expulsion and execution, Dennis Rodman will officially be sworn in as North Korea’s Supreme National Defender within the month.
“North Korea’s unqualified triumph at the 2013 Summer Olympics is simply the latest in a succession of similar victories, such as those at the 2012 Summer Olympics, the 2011 Summer Olympics, the 2010 Summer Olympics, the 2009 Summer Olympics, and so forth,”
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