Kim Jong Un Reportedly Suffers Complication Undergoing Liposuction to Feed His Starving Nation
Workers in the footage can be seen suckling on Kim’s discarded sweat rags for sustenance.
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As ‘True Blood’ Nears Finale, Kim Jong Un Vows Retaliation
“And what’s up with Tara?” he continued. “A character with such furniture-like depth and verbose tentacles of expression simply deserves more.”
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North Korea on Verge of Developing Nuclear Missile Capable of Hitting North Korea
“If worst comes to worst and North Korea decides to go for self-assured self-destruction,” added Schiller, “we can just kick back and watch the fireworks.”
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Two NJ High School Seniors Ask North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un to Prom
“All they did was a Facebook page. I mean come on, this is the leader of North Korea we’re talking about. Try a little harder.”
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Kim Jong-un Executes Uncle to Make Room for Dennis Rodman
With the position vacant after Song-thaek's expulsion and execution, Dennis Rodman will officially be sworn in as North Korea's Supreme National Defender within the month.
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North Korea Celebrates Victory at 2013 Summer Olympics
“North Korea’s unqualified triumph at the 2013 Summer Olympics is simply the latest in a succession of similar victories, such as those at the 2012 Summer Olympics, the 2011 Summer Olympics, the 2010 Summer Olympics, the 2009 Summer Olympics, and so forth,”
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Dear Leader, Advice from Kim Jong-Un
Kim Jong-un, the leader of the DPRK – the wealthiest, most advanced and prosperous nation on Earth, answers our readers’ financial questions: Dear Leader, The stock market is at an…
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North Dakota, North Korea Form ‘Union of Norths and Glorious Abortion Controllers League’
PYONGYANG — North Dakota Governor Jack Dalrymple has approved the high level diplomatic relations between the U.S. and Kim Jong-un’s Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). The governor’s announcement came…
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North Korea Declares ‘No-Backsies’ if Nuclear War Occurs
OSAKA, Japan – Following a series of verbal jousting between the governments of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, or North Korea, and the United States of America, North Korean…
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Americans Fear Kim Jong-un’s Plan to Attack United States, but Just Can’t Resist Those Chubby Cheeks
PYONGYANG — North Korea’s latest threats against the international community, and the United States in particular, have left many worried whether the rogue nation might actually follow through on an…
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