The infant, born on Saturday, has reportedly agreed to star in “Kimye Baby’s Got Back,” a “leaked” sex-tape scheduled for release on June 20, 2031.
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. – Pregnant reality-TV star Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West have reportedly agreed in principle to the sale of their unborn child to celebrity tabloid Us Weekly. “With this acquisition, Us Weekly once again proves that we are the only place to turn to for celebrity news, gossip, and offspring,” said Us Weekly Editor-in-Chief Michael Steele. “The reveal…