Congress Unanimously Thankful It Doesn’t Have Constitutional Power Over Chicago

CHICAGO — In a rare act of bipartisanship, members of Congress from both political parties have agreed to ignore Chicago’s growing epidemic of violence, a course of action made all the more easily due to the Constitution’s limit on Federal powers. “It’s a challenge for us to agree on anything these days,” said House Speaker John Boehner. “But when it comes to Chicago’s…