Marcus Bachmann Has Change of Heart, Establishes Pray Today to be Gay Camp

STILLWATER, Minn. — Dr. Marcus Bachmann, husband of Minnesota representative Michelle Bachmann and hyper-masculine embodiment of heterosexuality, shocked the nation today when he announced plans to establish Pray-Today-to-be-Gay, a psychotherapeutic camp that seeks to revert former homosexuals back to the gay lifestyle. The program, which is already being mockingly referred to as “recruitment,” teaches men and women who have been “cured” through…