“McDonalds has come up with a plan to get rid of all the fatty, salty and deep-fried foods that have been the company’s trademark since its beginnings”
“Does this now mean that Taco Bell is on the hook for Chalupa Supremes served in their franchises? What about Burger King and their Rodeo Chicken Sandwich?”
“You get them high in the morning, and they’ll most likely just hang out and play video games until lunch, at which point they’ll go back to McDonald’s because they’ll be too lazy to put on pants and we have a drive-thru.”
While Constable does admit that the McNugget process is “slightly questionable,” she believes that revealing the truth is a far better option than allowing rumors to linger in customers’ minds.
The Foraging FunZone included tips in such food-gathering categories as dumpster diving, rat trapping, edible insects, and the nutritional value of different molds and fungi found in the wild.
“Even when I pissed somewhere else, I had to be sly about it,” continued Morales. “If my manager caught me, he’d scold me and tell me that going to the bathroom during work hours equaled weakness. It was like a labor camp in there.”
“Plus, people working for a living wage aren’t nearly as funny as really poor people,” he added.