NEW YORK — Liberal icon Dennis Kucinich shocked his supporters when he accepted a position at the conservative Fox News network. Many thought the former congressman would be out of place, but Kucinich reports that he is settling in nicely, and even making a few new friends. Kucinich, a presidential candidate in 2004 and 2008, recently ended a 16-year run in Congress…
My name is Brittney, with two “T’s,” and I am 16 and I have worked at the AMC 14 at the Hanover Mall in Hanover for 6 months. I like it okay. It pays minimum wage but we steal candy and stuff, so whatever. Anyway, I am reviewing the new movie “Zero Dark Thirty,” which I saw Friday night while working the…
So, my girlfriend dragged me to see “Les Miserables,” directed by Tom Hooper, who did “The King’s Speech” (zzzzzzzzzzzzz). I was kind of stoked to see it, though, because I’ve seen the posters and Wolverine and Gladiator are in it, plus that Anne Hathaway chick who showed her tits in a few movies. Wolverine plays Jean Valjean, this big, strong French guy…
BROOKLYN, NY — Celebrity couple Mr. and Mrs. Knowles-Carter have reportedly spent one million dollars on a nursery for their daughter Blue Ivy, having hired Julie Andrews to perform musical numbers from the 1964 Disney film Mary Poppins in her original costume. “Blue Ivy’s face lights up when she hears Julie Andrews singing ‘A Spoonful of Sugar,’” said a source close to…
SHANGHAI — On the heels of the Red Dawn remake, MGM has decided to keep with changing American classic films to raise profits overseas. In its remake of the 1984 film Red Dawn, currently in theaters, MGM decided to change the villains from the Chinese to the North Koreans in order to sell their film to the lucrative Chinese markets. They did…
