Kucinich Settling in at Fox


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NEW YORK — Liberal icon Dennis Kucinich shocked his supporters when he accepted a position at the conservative Fox News network. Many thought the former congressman would be out of place, but Kucinich reports that he is settling in nicely, and even making a few new friends. Kucinich, a presidential candidate in 2004 and 2008, recently ended a 16-year run in Congress…

Blue Ivy Carter’s Million-Dollar Nursery Comes with Julie Andrews Dressed as Mary Poppins

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BROOKLYN, NY — Celebrity couple Mr. and Mrs. Knowles-Carter have reportedly spent one million dollars on a nursery for their daughter Blue Ivy, having hired Julie Andrews to perform musical numbers from the 1964 Disney film Mary Poppins in her original costume. “Blue Ivy’s face lights up when she hears Julie Andrews singing ‘A Spoonful of Sugar,’” said a source close to…

MGM to Turn All Classic Villains into North Koreans

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SHANGHAI — On the heels of the Red Dawn remake, MGM has decided to keep with changing American classic films to raise profits overseas. In its remake of the 1984 film Red Dawn, currently in theaters, MGM decided to change the villains from the Chinese to the North Koreans in order to sell their film to the lucrative Chinese markets. They did…