Pat Robertson Announces Cure for Cancer: Forgive Domestic Abusers
Popular televangelist Pat Robertson used his TV program “The 700 Club” today to announce that he has discovered a cure for cancer.
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Texas Liberals Praise Execution of Woman as Bold Step for Gender Equality
“It’s been a long time coming, but it looks like the twentieth century may finally have arrived in Texas,” noted Salon blogger Karen Powell, calling the execution “bold” and “transgressive.”
#NoNeedToSatirize: Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst calls 911 to pressure police to release jailed relative
“What I would like to do is if you would explain to me, sergeant, what I would need to do to arrange for getting her out of jail this evening,” he said. “You can proceed with whatever you think is proper.”
Tilda Swinton’s MoMA Exhibit Revealed to be Homeless Relief Campaign
NEW YORK — A controversial MoMA exhibit, featuring actress Tilda Swinton sleeping in an elevated glass box, has been revealed to be an intricate campaign aimed at highlighting the plight…
Pentagon: “North Korea Just Asking for Democracy”
WASHINGTON — After a North Korean diplomat threatened South Korea with “final destruction” during the United Nations Conference on Disarmament on Tuesday, U.S. Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta told reporters…
Weekly Fast-Forward: The News Before It Happens
Politics Old-Timer to Regale Children with Tales of Life Before 2012 Presidential Race LANSING, Mich. — Old Man Watkins, a retired machine-parts fabricator from East Lansing, will amaze his grandchildren…