#NoNeedToSatirize: Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’

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Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’ (via Raw Story )

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is telling her constituents that God will “answer our prayers” and create a “miracle before our eyes” to repeal President Barack Obama’s health care reform law. In a Tuesday interview with evangelical radio host James Dobson, Bachmann noted that the House of Representatives…

Poll: Half of Americans Believe God is Using Michele Bachmann to Test American Stupidity

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WASHINGTON —  According to a new Gallup poll, over half of all Americans believe that God the Almighty sent Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann to Earth in order to test the nation’s stupidity. Fifty-six percent of those polled said it was “likely” or “certain” that the Lord is “watching closely” to see how many ridiculous, idiotic statements Bachmann can make—and, more importantly, how…