Senate Candidate Joni Ernst: “I Resent Being Compared To Taylor Swift; I Have Way Bigger Boobs”
“I might just throw a bikini contest to celebrate the Republican victory after I annihilate Bruce Braley”
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Michele Bachmann
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God Says Michele Bachmann Is Proof We’re Living in the End Times
“Michele Bachmann is sort of half correct,” read His statement. “The leaf is definitely on the fig tree, but she’s the one who put it there.”
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#NNTS: Bachmann: Obama funding Al-Qaeda proves ‘we are in God’s End Times’
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) falsely claimed over the weekend that President Barack Obama was “paying to give arms to terrorists including Al-Qaeda,” which she warned was a signed that “we are in God’s End Times.”
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#NNTS: Bachmann: Republicans can beat Hillary Clinton ‘if we cry out to God’
“We don’t have a very good technology to win elections,” Bachmann told Markell.
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Bachmann, King, and Gohmert Admit They Have No Idea What’s Going On
King finished the press conference by wishing the Egyptian people well. “My colleagues and I sincerely hope that your president, Nelson Mandela, gets better,” he said. “I’ll never forget when he knocked out George Foreman in the Rumble in the Jungle.”
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Bachmann urges ‘spanking’ for Obama to take away his ‘magic wand’
She added that the president’s “magic wand” is so troublesome that someone needs to give him “a spanking” and “take it out of his hand.”
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’
Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’ (via Raw Story ) Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is telling her constituents that God will “answer our prayers”…
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Poll: Half of Americans Believe God is Using Michele Bachmann to Test American Stupidity
WASHINGTON — According to a new Gallup poll, over half of all Americans believe that God the Almighty sent Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann to Earth in order to test the…
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