#NoNeedToSatirize: Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’

Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’ (via Raw Story )

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is telling her constituents that God will “answer our prayers” and create a “miracle before our eyes” to repeal President Barack Obama’s health care reform law. In a Tuesday interview with evangelical radio host James Dobson, Bachmann noted that the House of Representatives…

Poll: Half of Americans Believe God is Using Michele Bachmann to Test American Stupidity

Michele Bachmann

WASHINGTON —  According to a new Gallup poll, over half of all Americans believe that God the Almighty sent Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann to Earth in order to test the nation’s stupidity. Fifty-six percent of those polled said it was “likely” or “certain” that the Lord is “watching closely” to see how many ridiculous, idiotic statements Bachmann can make—and, more importantly, how…

Michele Bachmann Aims to Redefine the Word “Muslim”

WOODBURY, Minn. — Michele Bachmann, Minnesota congresswoman and ex-scarecrow, has denied allegations that she and her colleagues have been conducting “a witch hunt” for Muslim Americans. But recent letters from the representative have argued that Muslims in the U.S. government are part of a wide plot involving numerous ordinary Muslim-Americans who wish to “impose Sharia law worldwide.” Bachmann told Newslo in an…