“You want to be mostly bored and possibly a little drunk, and to find out what’s happening with a quick look at the scoreboard; this isn’t football, after all – it shouldn’t be physically demanding for players. “
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Two weeks after the Washington Nationals officially shut down their perfectly healthy ace pitcher in the midst of a pennant race, Stephen Strasburg’s agent Scott Boras and Nats GM Mike Rizzo has now successfully lobbied with Nats manager Davey Johnson to force Strasburg to cryogenically freeze his arm until spring training. “Safety is our number one concern here,” Boras…
TORONTO — In an unexpected press conference called by Omar Vizquel himself, the 45-year-old utility infielder tried to convince a room full of reporters he is still a productive member of the Toronto Blue Jays Major League Baseball team. Vizquel said he is completely deserving of the $750,000 he stands to make this season, while also pointing to the fact that he…