Monsanto Policy Writing Plants Infiltrate Washington

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WASHINGTON –  A new plant species capable of writing policy and aggressively lobbying the government has been discovered on Capitol Hill. Beyond the usual spikes and poison sap employed by its botanic brethren, the monsantos-lobybribous, a voracious North American GMO (genetically modified organism)crop, has apparently evolved an entire policy writing department and a lobbying arm, making it capable of flourishing in most…