MTA Announces New Employee Panhandling Program

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NEW YORK — To avoid another annoying fair hike, the severely indebted Metropolitan Transit Authority announced that beginning March 1st all employees will be expected to start panhandling. Surprised that after the third fair raise since 2008 commuter traffic has decreased, the MTA explained that panhandling was the only logical alternative. “I’m honestly surprised we didn’t do this a lot sooner,” MTA…