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This Week in Entertainment: Gaga Goes La-La, ‘Hunger Games’ and Is ‘Call of Duty’ Turning into a Ghost?

“OMG so excited for Catching Fire!!” tweeted one fan on Thursday. “I SO wish I was Katniss, Peeta is THE CUTEST!!! lol This slaughterfest is going to be #amazeballs.”

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Luxury New York Condo Turns Back Clock on Housing Rights

“Of course there’s supposed to be two New Yorks,” he explained. “That’s why they named it twice.”

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Sports

Jay-Z Featuring The Brooklyn Nets To Begin Soon At Barclays Center

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Jay-Z and the Brooklyn Nets are preparing to take on Spike Lee and the New York Knicks at the brand new Barclays Center on November 1. The…

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Sports

Romney Gives Yankees 5 Point Plan to Win ALCS

BRONX, N.Y. – In a great display of magnanimity and generosity, Mitt Romney gave a speech directly to Yankees manager Joe Girardi this morning. Governor Romney prefaced the speech by…

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Blogs

Weekly Fast-Forward: The News Before It Happens

Politics Old-Timer to Regale Children with Tales of Life Before 2012 Presidential Race LANSING, Mich. — Old Man Watkins, a retired machine-parts fabricator from East Lansing, will amaze his grandchildren…

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Politics

Romney Alludes to Book Of Mormon, Nearly Gets Broadway Vote

NEW YORK – Gay actors and theatre lovers alike rejoiced this morning when Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney was quoted as saying that his biggest inspiration in life was “absolutely,…

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Media

Upcoming Happy Madison Production to Star Adam Sandler’s Testicles, Nick Swardson

NEW YORK — Adam Sandler’s next film will feature the popular comedian’s testicles in a starring role opposite longtime Happy Madison regular Nick Swardson. The feature, tentatively called “He’s Got Some…

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Media

Rockstar Games to Release “Grand Theft America” With Goldman Banker As Protagonist

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games announced today the next installment in its popular “Grand Theft Auto” series: “Grand Theft America.” The game will put players in control of a Goldman…

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