He went on to say that if he does indeed marry a woman “by mistake” again, he’ll be sure it’s in North Dakota, where the legal system goes easy on men who have trouble deciphering gender.
“When I heard about that, I was all, ‘see! The dude was just trying to spread the joy to his friend and he gets 25 big ones!’” said Holder, growing emotional. “That’s bogus!”
WASHINGTON — In the wake of this month’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Republican leaders today excitedly introduced to a collection of GOP lawmakers CPAC Shakur, a right-wing ‘rapper of color’ with ‘street-cred’ who will serve as the GOP’s ambassador to African-American youths. “With Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio in the fold, we are changing the face of the Republican…
TACOMA, Wa. — Washington State is looking for pot experts to advise them on marijuana and thousands of unemployed pot smokers and college students who will be unemployed in the near future are applying. This past fall, Washington became one of the first states (along with Colorado) to pass laws legalizing the recreational use of marijuana. Soon, anyone over the age of…
NEW YORK — After years of demanding more from athletes in American sports, the public has spoken. Let them cheat. In a poll conducted by ESPN, an astounding 92% of Americans say they no longer care if athletes cheat. In fact, most Americans don’t want to know if a player is cheating. “I really don’t care if Lance Armstrong cheated,” explained die-hard…