“They will hear us in the Capitol, they will hear us in the White House, they will possibly hear us up in Delaware,” said Earl Conlon, a trucker from Georgia organizing logistics for the demonstration.
“We feel that Mr. Piquet accurately embodies the values of our restaurant and customers,” said Chick-fil-A founder and CEO S. Truett Cathy. “Making him the face of our franchise is a win-win for everyone.”
“It’s simply unfair to our children to not present them with all the facts: it may be the case that gravity does not exist in space, but there’s no evolutionary proof that gravity exists on earth, either.”
When it was pointed out that many of the furloughed employees are also continuing to do their job, only without the benefit of getting paid, Cramer responded, “They have their beliefs, and I have mine.”
“These guys are just mean. I keep asking them to cut me some slack and let me turn the government back on, but they’re like big bullies. If they don’t get their shiny new toys like a de-funded Obamacare or massive cuts to Social Security and Medicare then they throw a fit.
“This lawsuit is complete malarkey,” said Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah) “If the American people want laws and government, why don’t they all move to China? Seriously, go ahead America. We’ll be fine here without you.”
A teary-eyed Mariano Rivera threw his last pitch at Yankee Stadium Wednesday evening as the New York Mets reached a deal to acquire the future Hall of Fame closer in return for any hope their fans had of future success.