“It’s going to provide fans with the kind of up-close intimacy normally reserved for toilet cams,” the source said. “For the many Americans who’ve built their lives and worldviews around Palin, this will be a dream come true.”
“A true democracy would let people openly discriminate against gay people if they want to, not force them into sexual relationships they neither want nor fully understand.”
Smith claims to have “no problem with assigning written works that introduce challenging new ideas,” so long as they are not aimed at “promoting gay and lesbian lifestyle.”
Tea Party Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) anecdote criticizing government school lunch programs was apparently lifted from a book about an encounter between a student and a private benefactor.
There’s no “locker room controversy” about an honest-to-god sexual deviant. People will condemn the guy personally, sure, but that’s as far as it goes.
“Answers your questions will be made available in approximately one to 26 years.”
“And Jews? I hadn’t even realized they played football at all,” he added. “I mean it’s called a pigskin, which doesn’t sound very Kosher.”
“Do Ukrainians even know that Facebook has a group video chat feature?” Zuckerberg wondered. “It’s seriously the perfect forum for negotiations.”