“I’m in the same position as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, where I’m pretty much just famous for being famous. No one knows how I got here.”
The registrar’s office declined to say whether the course would be offered next semester, saying that they were preparing to close for spring break.
While Constable does admit that the McNugget process is “slightly questionable,” she believes that revealing the truth is a far better option than allowing rumors to linger in customers’ minds.
Sears has already professed a belief that “Satan uses homosexuality to attack the living space of the Holy Spirit.”
“It’s been a long time coming, but it looks like the twentieth century may finally have arrived in Texas,” noted Salon blogger Karen Powell, calling the execution “bold” and “transgressive.”
“If we get one photo op out of this that is as beautiful as the Rabin-Arafat handshake, I will consider this to be a success, facts on the ground be damned,” said a cautiously optimistic Lakhdar.
“We can’t expect Masahiro to show up in America and immediately know how everything works,” Margolis said.
“My husband died protecting the principles of the Abdullah Azzam Brigades,” said al-Majid’s widow, referring to the al-Qaida-linked Sunni militant group he headed. “The least the organization could do is provide the life insurance payout we were promised.”