“First snow cometh to the land of Georgia, and now a homo hath played football in the SEC,” noted Gary Gladwell, 49, a Canton Biblical scholar. “It’s as the good book foretold—we are near the end of days.”
“Mmmm mmm mmmm mmmmm,” groaned Sen. Mark Udall, D-Colo., emphatically miming with his hands. “Mmm mmmm mmm. Mmmm!”