“Frankly,” King continued, “I suspect that this phrase was invented by the left just to make me look bad, somehow.”
In addition to rats, Arnold’s alleged victims include mice, cockroaches, stinkbugs, weevils, and at least one syphilitic horse.
Host Harris Faulkner replied, “They set these schedules years ago. It’s not like they lined it up with current events of the world.”
“Women deserve to know all of the options available to them,” said Allie Renalds, spokesperson of the Pro-Life Protestors League, “up until the actual procedure itself.”
At press time, Andrews is said to have received her bandages and reassignment to the Malaysia Airlines story.
“Answers your questions will be made available in approximately one to 26 years.”
Now facing the loss of another major underwriter, MSNBC president Phil Griffin tried to repair the damage and retain the backing of Cheerios as part of their complete breakfast spread of sponsors.
“But last I looked, Obamacare is still a law. So more Americans must be hurt. And hurt badly.”