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Drone Strike Accidentally Kills Al Qaeda Leader

LANGLEY, Va. — U.S. officials are shocked that a recent drone strike actually killed its intended target, Al Qaeda’s deputy leader, Abu Yahya al-libi. “I don’t know what happened,” said…

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Jews Reignite War on Christmas with Terrible Golem

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Members of the Jewish community came together this morning to announce a renewal of the annual War on Christmas, this time summoning a terrible Golem – the…

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Obama Visits Newtown for Healing Photo Op

NEWTOWN, Conn. — President Obama visited grief stricken Newtown, CT, today to offer sincere condolences to the families of the victims of last week’s school shooting, and insincere pledges to…

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“Stop Telling Us We’re Disappearing” Pleads Existentially Panicked Middle Class

NEW YORK — Following a decade-long barrage of reports and stump speeches arguing the American middle class is disappearing, middle-income professionals across the country are begging news outlets and politicians to stop calling their existence into…

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Ron Paul to Create Libertarian Paradise in South Texas

GALVESTON, Texas — As Ron Paul’s final session of Congress draws to an end, the longtime champion of personal liberty is ready to devote his efforts to new challenges. Insiders say…

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