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Politics

Romney Campaign Goes on Fact-Free Diet Until Election Day

CLEVELAND — According to sources close to the Republican nominee, the Romney campaign is going on a fact-free diet until Election Day. “We’d been trying a low-fact approach lately, but…

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Obama Least Effective Terrorist-Sympathizing Communist Ever Elected President

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Politics

Obama Least Effective Terrorist-Sympathizing Communist Ever Elected President

WASHINGTON — According to analysis performed by the Presidential Library Commission, President Barack Obama is the least-effective terrorist-sympathizing communist to ever serve as chief executive. The report found that despite…

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Obama Assures Beleaguered Nation That, “The Spam Can End”

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Politics

Obama Assures Beleaguered Nation That, “The Spam Can End”

WASHINGTON – As most of America wallowed in a sort of collective despair, resigned to the dismal prospect of receiving Obama spam for the rest of their earthly lives, the…

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Global Warming Really Just People Stealing Glacier Ice

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Global Warming Really Just People Stealing Glacier Ice

GENEVA — The ice caps are melting, glaciers are shrinking and polar bears are dying, but it’s not because of global warming. A three-year investigation has found that thieves have…

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American Heart Association Anticipating Matt Drudge Heart Attack On Election Day

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Media

American Heart Association Anticipating Matt Drudge Heart Attack On Election Day

DALLAS, Texas — In an unprecedented act of charity, the American Heart Association has decided to put a team of paramedics on standby outside of Matt Drudge’s house on election…

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Minaj Eats Mariah’s Face On Camera While Screaming, “I’m a Motherfucking Monsta!”

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Media

Minaj Eats Mariah’s Face On Camera While Screaming, “I’m a Motherfucking Monsta!”

LOS ANGELES — Rapper and singer Nicki Minaj has reportedly devoured a piece of songstress Mariah Carey’s face on the most recent taping of “American Idol” auditions. The feud between…

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Celebrities Lobby Congress for Drunk Driving Immunity

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Media

Celebrities Lobby Congress for Drunk Driving Immunity

LOS ANGELES – In a press release today, the Screen Actors Guild announced it has hired a team of lobbyists to protect the tradition of celebrity impunity from drunk driving…

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News Organizations Give Up on Fact-Checking

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Media

News Organizations Give Up on Fact-Checking

NEW YORK – As Internet culture continues to provide new avenues to information, the news industry has been forced to lay off nearly 90% of its fact-checkers, according to a…

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