5 Ways To Avoid Getting Fired At This Year’s Office Holiday Party
Planning for the office holiday party can be a struggle. What to wear? How to act? Who to sleep with? Newslo.com has got you covered with 5 simple steps to…
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Obama Beats Out “The Lone Gunman” for Times 2012 Person of the Year
WASHINGTON – Shortly after Time announced that Barack Obama was the 2012 Person of the Year, word came out from insiders at the magazine that the decision was far from…
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Obama Responds to Critics Explaining That Americans Don’t Understand What Ambassadors Really Do
WASHINGTON — Responding to recent criticisms of the potential appointment of Anna Wintour as Ambassador to France, Obama explained that if most Americans knew what Ambassadors really did, they would…
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NRA Calls for Stricter Journalism Control in Wake of Sandy Hook Tragedy
FAIRFAX, Va. — Following the Connecticut elementary school shooting that left 27 innocents dead, the NRA released a statement over the weekend demanding more stringent journalistic standards from American news…
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Colorado Dispensary to Sponsor College Football “Smoke-A-Bowl”
DENVER — With college bowl season just around the corner, the High & Mighty Marijuana Dispensary of Denver, Colorado, has submitted a last-minute request to host the Smoke-A-Bowl. The bowl…
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GOP Criticizes Obama for “Needless Spending” on Secret Service Personnel
WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House John Boehner introduced a new proposal during fiscal cliff negotiations this week that cuts funding for the U.S. Secret Service, whose members are sworn…
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Legislators Refuse to “Politicize” School Shooting Tragedy by Taking Meaningful Action
WASHINGTON — Echoing sentiments shared nationwide since the devastating elementary school shooting in Connecticut on Friday, Congress has maintained its position that it is better to just accept mass murder…
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Newslo Scoops Interviews with 2024 Presidential Candidates
WASHINGTON — While the rest of the media has their sights on the presidential candidates for the 2016 election, we at NewsMakeup.com have decided to raise the bar by beginning…
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GOP Congressman Ostracized for Naming Specific Program He’d Cut
WITCHITA, Kan. — Republican Representative Tim Huelskamp has found himself in hot water after a local interview in which he accidentally named a specific federal program he would cut in…
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Voter Fraud To Be Ignored Until 2016 Election
WASHINGTON — Though the issue dominated headlines throughout the 2012 presidential race, voter fraud has, much like the individuals accused of perpetuating it, very swiftly receded from public attention. For months,…
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