John McAfee Becomes Human Anti-Virus

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GUATEMALA CITY – The most unusual murder mystery this year has just gotten more peculiar. While avoiding police in Guatemala, anti-virus guru John McAfee has transformed into an actual walking, talking anti-virus program. “We’ve never seen anything like this,” said Dr. Adolfo Felipe. “It seems that so much of his interest in creating anti-virus software has re-wired his brain into an actual…