NASA to Grow Marijuana on the Moon
The marijuana will be shipped to the moon in much the same way the original garden is expected to arrive in 2015, as payload on an unmanned Google X-Prize mission.
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Hooters says it won’t serve San Diego Mayor Bob Filner
The owner of the four restaurants in Rancho Bernardo, Oceanside, Gaslamp and Mission Valley has put up signs informing the public that Filner is not welcome.
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North Korean Video of American Bombing Declared as Greatest Achievement Ever by Kim Jong Un
PYONGYANG — Proud of their recent video depicting the destruction of an American city, North Korean leaders are now hoping to learn to make a mix tape or maybe even…
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New Psychotropic Medicine Alleviates Patients from the Human Condition
NEW YORK — Pfizer has come out with a new psychotropic that reportedly eliminates bothersome elements of the human condition, such as fleeting malaise, self-doubt, and concerns about mortality. Marketers…
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Conservatives Run Out of Reasons for Sandy Hook Tragedy
HARTFORD, Conn. – After blaming women in the workforce, the legality of emergency contraceptives and the gay couple who lived 13 miles away from the School, conservatives have officially run…
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Mayor Bloomberg Demands President Obama Call Him Back
NEW YORK — In a press conference Friday, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called on President Obama to respond to his numerous voicemails so they can hang out. “I…
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New Bill Allows College Graduates to Proceed Straight to Unemployment Line
WASHINGTON — In response to the growing frustrations of jobless (or interning and income-less) college graduates, Congress has passed a new bill that will allow recent grads to bypass the…
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Proponents of Second Amendment Denounce First Amendment
WASHINGTON – Following the tragic massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, proponents of Second Amendment Rights claim to have found the true cause of the recent rash of mass shootings in America:…
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