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NASA to Grow Marijuana on the Moon

  • December 1, 2013
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The marijuana will be shipped to the moon in much the same way the original garden is expected to arrive in 2015, as payload on an unmanned Google X-Prize mission.
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Hooters says it won’t serve San Diego Mayor Bob Filner

  • August 13, 2013
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The owner of the four restaurants in Rancho Bernardo, Oceanside, Gaslamp and Mission Valley has put up signs informing the public that Filner is not welcome.
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North Korean Video of American Bombing Declared as Greatest Achievement Ever by Kim Jong Un

  • February 11, 2013
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PYONGYANG — Proud of their recent video depicting the destruction of an American city, North Korean leaders are now hoping to learn to make a mix tape or maybe even…
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New Psychotropic Medicine Alleviates Patients from the Human Condition

  • January 7, 2013
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NEW YORK — Pfizer has come out with a new psychotropic that reportedly eliminates bothersome elements of the human condition, such as fleeting malaise, self-doubt, and concerns about mortality. Marketers…
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Conservatives Run Out of Reasons for Sandy Hook Tragedy

  • December 29, 2012
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HARTFORD, Conn. – After blaming women in the workforce, the legality of emergency contraceptives and the gay couple who lived 13 miles away from the School, conservatives have officially run…
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Mayor Bloomberg Demands President Obama Call Him Back

  • December 28, 2012
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NEW YORK — In a press conference Friday, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called on President Obama to respond to his numerous voicemails so they can hang out. “I…
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  • Politics

New Bill Allows College Graduates to Proceed Straight to Unemployment Line

  • December 27, 2012
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WASHINGTON — In response to the growing frustrations of jobless (or interning and income-less) college graduates, Congress has passed a new bill that will allow recent grads to bypass the…
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  • Politics

Proponents of Second Amendment Denounce First Amendment

  • December 26, 2012
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WASHINGTON – Following the tragic massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, proponents of Second Amendment Rights claim to have found the true cause of the recent rash of mass shootings in America:…
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Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

  • December 21, 2012
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Dear Pissed Connections, I’m 24 and I’ve been dating this great guy for about 4 weeks. We recently decided to become “exclusive” boyfriend and girlfriend. Everything between us is great:…
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After Gay Marriage, US Supreme Court To Take Up ‘A Bunch Of Gimmies’

  • December 20, 2012
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. Supreme Court today announced that due to all the controversy expected to erupt over the two gay marriage cases they’ve agreed to consider next year, they…
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New Hess Truck Features Real Oven, Flamethrowers

  • December 17, 2012
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WOODBRIDGE, N.J. — In an effort to fulfill its promise that the new Hess toy truck will be “better than ever,” the Hess Corporation has introduced revolutionary features for the…
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Companies to Begin Requiring Payment from Interns

  • December 10, 2012
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NEW YORK — Twenty year old Julie Anderson found what she thought was a rare gem in today’s job market: a paid internship. Upon accepting the position, Julie found to…
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Alumni of Abstinence Only Education Either Parents or Liars

  • October 29, 2012
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JACKSON, Miss. — With one of the highest rates of teen pregnancies in the nation, Mississippi public schools fervently defend their state’s standard of abstinence-only sex education. 19-year-old Maggie Joslin…
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