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John Boehner Announces Plan C: Retirement

WASHINGTON – Following Speaker of the House John Boehner’s failed Plan B tax compromise, he has announced what he’s referring to as “Plan C”: his intention to quit the extraordinarily dysfunctional Republican…

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Media

CNN to Air Documentary on CNN Coverage of Sandy Hook Tragedy

NEW YORK – CNN announced a new prime-time documentary currently in production that will take a no-holds-barred look at CNN’s around-the-clock coverage of the Sandy Hook Tragedy entitled: “CNN’s Coverage…

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VISA Launches Mayan-Themed “Spend Til The End” Campaign

SAN FRANCISCO — VISA’s Global Chief Marketing Officer Antonio Lucia today announced the launch of a worldwide, massive, week-long promotional blitz entitled “Spend Til The End.” Inspired by the looming…

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Media

Demi Moore Leaks Nude Photos For Promotional Gain

LOS ANGELES — Demi Moore flaunted her hot bod in a collection of nude pictures, which she posted on Twitter Saturday morning. She wore only a Santa hat with the…

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Soup Kitchens Prepare to Accommodate Increased Demand for College Recommendation Letters

CHICAGO — With the weather turning colder, many soup kitchens and homeless shelters say they are radically underprepared for the record number of college-bound high schoolers who will soon fill…

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New York

MTA Rolls Out Crime-Ridden Vintage Subway Trains

NEW YORK – Metropolitan Transit Authority President Joe Lhota announced today that vintage subway trains from the ‘70s and ‘80s—complete with the experience of pervasive crime and urban decay that…

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