News satire and humor Archives

#NNTS: NH lawmaker: Women deserve less pay because they don’t work hard like men

“Men, by and large, make more because some of the things that they do,” he opined. “Their jobs are, by and large, riskier. They don’t mind working nights and weekends. They don’t mind working overtime or outdoors.”

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10 Lottery Winners Who Won It All and Lived Brokely Ever After 2

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10 Lottery Winners Who Won It All and Lived Brokely Ever After

With determination and a fair amount of luck, anyone can join this fine group of inspiring lottery success stories.

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Americans Vaguely Aware of Some Storm or Something in the Philippines 3

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Americans Vaguely Aware of Some Storm or Something in the Philippines

“Yeah, I read about that on this one guy’s blog,” said Walter Hammand of Kansas City, Missouri. “Some big storm, right? Real nasty, just like Superstorm Sandy.”

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13 Reasons Why We Can’t Stop Making Stupid Fu*ken Lists 4

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13 Reasons Why We Can’t Stop Making Stupid Fu*ken Lists

You are more likely to read this, statistically speaking, if I organize this article in list form

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Egyptian Raids Fail to Yield Any Panties 5

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Egyptian Raids Fail to Yield Any Panties

No witnesses reported seeing authorities cart away boxes – or even handfuls – of activists’ panties.

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News in August is Quiet, Almost….Too Quiet 6

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News in August is Quiet, Almost….Too Quiet

More recently, Stengel has dispatched an investigative team to Denmark to report on a testicle biting fish.

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Doctor Claims Obamacare Requires Universal Chemotherapy for Sick and Healthy Alike 7

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Doctor Claims Obamacare Requires Universal Chemotherapy for Sick and Healthy Alike

“Now, neither Dr. Fata nor I read through all 10,000 pages of the regulations, but the stench of government overreach is unmistakable.”

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Boston Globe Sold to Red Sox Owner Following Reports of Doped Up News Cycle 8

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Boston Globe Sold to Red Sox Owner Following Reports of Doped Up News Cycle

The fanfare surrounding the paper’s return to local ownership largely eclipsed the tacit admission of an otherwise open secret long held by owners of broadsheets.

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